robert downey jr arrives 40 minutes late to the oscars with starbucks
i read this as “robert downey jr arrives 40 minutes late to starbucks with an oscar” and just kind of nodded because it somehow made total sense to me
Breaking News: Robert Downey Jr arrives 40 minutes late to starbucks with an oscar.
Sand, under a 250x microscope
file under things that make me want to cry about the magnificence of the world
Theeeere we go. Dumb jokes about fandom by cartoony Amis and Joly and Bossuet talking about shipping. THIS IS WHO I AM.
Every fandom seems to have those “our characters discover shipping” comics BUT I had not seen one for the Amis?!? This makes no sense and I surely not the first to do it, but now I am the…one of them!
get in losers we’re going field-tripping
on acid probably
What if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just sit in the parked bus for hours mumbling about science and stuff.
does anyone else really love height differences?? like it’s just so cute when your otp has a really visible size difference because um hello standing on tippy toes to kiss how cute is that
wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST
Is this an acceptable alternative?
YOU GET A PASS BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CLEARLY A COLD-BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS PREPARED TO STAB A BITCH
BUT I’M STILL CALLING YOU A FUCKING NERD BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NANCY TO GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU SISSY
“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.
In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.
Rock ‘n roll.
Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.
Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.
Anyone who thinks Harry Potter as a series isn’t good literature and doesn’t teach important life lessons/points of view about ethics, morality and responsibility, needs to G-O-OUT-DA-DO’.
I’ve never heard someone say that Harry Potter isn’t good literature. Never. I’ve heard people say they don’t enjoy the plot though…
you hang out enough with other English majors, and you’ll hear it plenty. Some people, I swear…
should not be that close to this button
another person understands
its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it
i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green
There is nothing quite as wonderful as a Minecraft sunset.
Sebastian Stan (Labyrinth photoshoot)